I thought it’d be interesting to try the “I Write Like…” site (http://iwl.me/) but to see how much style changes from year-to-year from piece-to-piece. All of these were fiction. The top is a piece called Cradlesong, the middle is the first chapter of Twisted, and the bottom is Red Bound. The first two are fantasy. The last two are first-person. Cradlesong started in high school and I haven’t touched it since 2009, Twisted started in 2011 and Red Bound was written in…2012? Yes.
In theory one could paste a bunch of excerpts and get a more accurate reading, but eh. This of course also isn’t any indication of how good the pieces are/I am. Though I am a little surprised and happy about the last one, though all three are cool.
PJ, please, with all due respect, I am rather displeased that you piqued my curiosity and would appreciate reparations of one sort or another.
I got Cory Doctorow three times, David Foster Wallace three times, and H.P. Lovecraft once.
I got Arthur Clarke and Jack London.
I got Cody Doctorow, Stephen King (twice) and Douglas Adams. Seems legit.I write like cody doctorow stephen king douglas adams writing I mean the one I got douglas adams on i was writing about a nervous man encountering a penguin so yeah
Friendly reminder that my mum is a rockstar.my mum is cooler than your mum mum mom hessian rock n roll rockstar bachelor of black arts music metal
You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory.
(via doctorwho)doctor who I think it's important to remember that the doctor is not some superhero that timelords were not really any better than daleks in the end the doctor often and especially with daleks finds himself being just as bad as them and it kills him ot be comparted to them but it's important that he's called out it's a good metaphor for real life that you should strive to be the better man to be open and accepting and tolerant and that it's important to call people out when they're not life
You should follow @pleatedjeans
Metal in Inappropriate Places.
(via michaelaranda)rob scallon best metal music juxtaposition
PUNS ARE COOL
there are about 15 chickens clucking mysteriously in my front yard and I want to know what they are plotting
because scandinavia is awesome tfios faen ta skjebnen proud heritage scandinavia
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x
(via mydrunkkitchen)hannah hart <3
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
(via liamdryden)how NOT to cook what this is amazing food office i can't
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
(via gunnarolla)that last one gender hoy crap brah-lad
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
(via awake--unafraid)basically villians stories